Kermit Caption Contest Winner

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BY MIKE SUGAR

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Winner:By hiding his copy of Hustler behind the FRCP, Kermit hoped to impress the feminist down the hall with his studious ways.–DK

Runner up:In an attempt to purge his dorm room of unneeded first semester artifacts during his annual spring cleaning, Kermit accidentally unleashed the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure monster, which cornered him near his window before engulfing him. Can’t you see the distressed look on his face?”– Pamela Foohey

Thanks to all who participated