BY MIKE SUGAR
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After the state of South Carolina gave the wag of its finger to Kermit’s favorite candidate, Stephen Colbert, Kermit had to decide who to vote for. So putting his law school skills to work he drafted a three part analysis where each candidate would be ranked on a scale of 1-10 on each part leaving him with a clear decision of who he must vote for.
So popping open a beer Kermit ranked the four major candidates on their truthiness, amphibian awareness, and likelihood that they would appoint Kermit to their Cabinet. (Kermit did not include Ron Paul because his desire to abolish most of the cabinet made it unlikely that he would appoint Kermit to one of the few remaining positions).