BY MIKE SUGAR
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Kermit went home early for spring break and found Miss Piggy on his lillypad with Gonzo. However the stress of finals and a few glasses of cooking sherry made Kermit realize that he needed a new relationship. Fortunately, he has his sign, his plan to meet the Wellesley bus tonight and confidence that he will be single no more.
