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Kermit Caption Contest Winner
Winner: By hiding his copy of Hustler behind the FRCP, Kermit hoped to impress the feminist down the hall with his studious ways. --David Katz Runner up: In an attempt to purge his dorm room of unneeded first semester artifacts during his annual spring cleaning, Kermit accidentally unleashed the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure monster, which cornered him near his window before engulfing him.
BY MIKE SUGAR
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Runner up:In an attempt to purge his dorm room of unneeded first semester artifacts during his annual spring cleaning, Kermit accidentally unleashed the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure monster, which cornered him near his window before engulfing him. Can’t you see the distressed look on his face?”– Pamela Foohey
Thanks to all who participated
