Lesley University Students Respond to HLS Parody

The Record interviewed several Lesley University students that were in attendance for the HLS 2013 Parody. “It’s fine for HLS to make fun of Lesley University. We make fun of HLS all the time,” said one Lesley University junior.

The interviews took place at Lesley’s “Shops at Porter” over delicious Japanese food. “Over here at Lesley, we eat here for lunch every day. You eat…at the Hark, right?” “I don’t know how HLS students eat that shit.”

“And have you seen Gropius? We smoke pot in those stairways all the time and we can see how tiny the rooms are. We have it way better over in the Lesley dorms,” chipped in a freshman. “And anyway, I’ve met plenty of HLS students with over six figures of student loan debt. Most of us have zero. Can you say golden handcuffs?”

Another female student chipped in about the general attractiveness of HLS students. “Some nerdy douchebag tried to drop the h-bomb on me at Cambridge Common the other night. As if I would find his $200,000 in student loan debt and future career of indentured servitude attractive. I’ll stick to chill, athletic Lesley dudes, thank you very much.”

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