Kermit: Going Once, Going Twice

BY MIKE SUGAR

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Kermit stayed up late working on his donation statement for the Public Interest Auction. Kermit donated something to the auction each year, and this year he thought long and hard and realized that he should donate himself. Women wanted him and other frogs wanted to be him, so what would people like better than an evening with Kermit? He found it hard to list all his awesome qualities in such a short statement, but he put the pen to paper and did the best he could.

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