You say Santa’s fake,But I saw him teaching Torts,So you must be wrong.
The icy hard packCrunches under our snow bootsAs we dream of warmth.
The zamboni out,No more volleyball till spring,Hello ice skating.
Sparkle of tree lights,Warm egg nog and hot cider,Presents all wrapped up.
A top spins around,And when it lands on gimel,I win everything.
Miracles happen,When you least expect them to.A snow day for finals?
He’s making a list,But he didn’t Shepardize,So he failed writing.
To all you 1LsGood luck on final exams!Don’t study too hard.