BY MIKE SUGAR
Kermit popped a couple of Ritalin so he could stay up working on a revision to his resume before his first interview.
He needed to come up with a way to make himself stand out. He had the Harvard name, a healthy variety of grades, a successful acting career and was ridiculously good looking.
He just couldn’t figure out what to write so that a large law firm would choose him rather then the next ruggedly handsome frog in a suit.