Kermits Updates His Resume

BY MIKE SUGAR

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Kermit popped a couple of Ritalin so he could stay up working on a revision to his resume before his first interview.

He needed to come up with a way to make himself stand out. He had the Harvard name, a healthy variety of grades, a successful acting career and was ridiculously good looking.

He just couldn’t figure out what to write so that a large law firm would choose him rather then the next ruggedly handsome frog in a suit.

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