Overheard in the Hark

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be printed in…OVERHEARD IN THE HARK

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On naming the 1L Sections:

1L female: “This is insulting. Do they think we’re children?”1L male: “But it’s like Hogwarts!”

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A certain Dean while teaching Administrative Law one fine morning:

“Seriously, OMB [Office of Management and Budget] is just loaded with 28 year olds who just got out of the Kennedy School. And who think ‘Isn’t this neat? I get to review all these budgets before I go to Baine & Co. or something.'”

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Student 1: “Did you see that ‘Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?’ show last night?”Student 2: “No. Is it any good?”Student 1: “Well, it’s Jeff Foxworthy making fun of idiots on TV while a bunch of kids giggles. It’s awesome. I felt really smart until I got one wrong.”

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Girl on the phone walking on an icy path:

“This winter thing isn’t working for me. Every time I have to walk somewhere, I feel like I’m going to slip and break my ass. Why can’t the weather here be like home?”

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