Overheard in the Hark

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be printed in…OVERHEARD IN THE HARK

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Girls in the Hark:

“We’re talking about how it’s Cathy’s 31st birthday and she’s all depressed that she hasn’t accomplished enough in her life. And we didn’t know what to say because we’re way younger than her and have a lot more going on than her.”

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Guy on cell phone leaving the dorm:

“I believe we are seeing a resurgence, a pattern, in my academic life.”

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Students walking by the skating rink:

Student 1: “Wow! There’s people actually skating.”Student 2: “Weird, I didn’t think it worked that way.”Student 1: “I’m almost tempted to try it out myself.”

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3Ls at Dean Kagan’s party:

3L #1: “Do you think it would be in bad taste to shower Kagan with the bowl full of tampons during her speech?”3L #2: “Its better than throwing the skates at her.”3L #1: “Can’t do the coffee either.”

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