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Before the start of class, two 2L students discuss OCI results:Student #1: Have you decided where to work?Student #2: I’m actually going to accept my offer at [prestigious firm] tonight.Student #1: Oh, I think of you as somebody who’d fit in at [prestigious firm] well.Student #2: Really? Like really hard working and hard-nosed?Student #1: No, like completely lacking respect for the profession.
2L seeking a public interest summer job:”They have a special office for people like me!”
Students eager to find out their courses for Winter/Spring semesters:Student A: Were you able to see your courses? I can’t get to mine.Student B: Yeah, it was like on there for 3 minutes.Student A: I still can’t log on.Student B: I saw someone checking theirs in my last class and snuck on.Student A: I guess you lucked out.
In Austin North:Judge Motz (paraphrase): These were the four best oralists I have ever heard.[pause]Student: Well, you know, Fourth Circuit.
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