Sodomy kicks butt!!

BY JWU@LAW.HARVARD.EDU

Dear Record,

After three years of reading perennially homophobic and hateful editorials published in the Record, I am tired of the negativity. When was the last time the Record published anything POSITIVE about any group of people? So, here is my attempt at promoting a queer-positive, gay-positive, and, yes, sex-positive law school. And I’ll even make it sensationalistic, since that seems to be a plus for the Record.

SODOMY KICKS BUTT! That’s right–it’s fun and pleasurable and healthy if done in a safe and consensual fashion. It makes people happy if performed respectfully and lovingly. And, even better, sodomy is effective birth control for those sodomistically-inclined breeders out there. I therefore invite all law students, straight or gay, who have ever engaged in sodomy—e.g. fellatio, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, anal sex, rimming, or anything else that isn’t vanilla, heterosexual vaginal penetration by a penis—to stand up and proclaim the joys of sodomy.

A proud sodomite,Janson Wu, Class of ’03

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